thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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