I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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