Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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