If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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