There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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