I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
Randomize
