this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
operation have a gay friend backfired
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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