Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
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