So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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