This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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