Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
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