Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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