VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
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