hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
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