The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
They took my balls.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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