somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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