I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
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