i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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