wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
Randomize
