If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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