i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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