how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
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