Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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