That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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