Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
Randomize