you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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