I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
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