i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
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