For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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