ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
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