I want to stick my p in your. b.
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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