Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
You smell like stripper and shame
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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