He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
Someone signed my nipple.
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