I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
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