ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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