it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
I just got carded by a ten year old.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
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