Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
Randomize
