He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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