Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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