Porn is love you can see.
I woke up this morning with "guy in polar bear j.crew boxers" written on my stomach along with a 5 digit phone number...
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
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