my shit smells like andre
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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