In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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