She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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