just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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