You were right. It hurts to walk today.
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
I just found puke in my bra..
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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