We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Betty ford says i'm here all night
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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