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I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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