Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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