Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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