is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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