i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
He has the fingertips of a God
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