also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
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