Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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