Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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