How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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