ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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