I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
